you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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