DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
