goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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