Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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