I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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