How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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