He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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