What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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