But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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