Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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