porn star boner night. come get it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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