there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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