the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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