Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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