her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I need moral support for this bender
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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