It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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