Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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