my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Where did you get a picture of my penis
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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