HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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