Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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