So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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