I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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