the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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