i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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