Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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