I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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