I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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