And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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