Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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