There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Come see our sink grown plant.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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