Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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