Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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