p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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