I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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