What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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