Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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