I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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