today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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