i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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