i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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