I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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