you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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