Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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