The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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