found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I want to walk on stilts...naked
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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