am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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