How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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