Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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