I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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