My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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