Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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