Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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