Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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