Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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