i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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