This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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