Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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